Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize