How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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