He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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