That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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