We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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