I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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