So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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