No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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