It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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