Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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