Kareoke will never be a sober sport
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
