just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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