I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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