I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
