I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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