How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Randomize
