Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Someone shit on the floor
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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