problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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