If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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