I'm really into asian looking animals
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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