id be glad to
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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