I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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