Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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