my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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