Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Randomize
