were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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