That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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