threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
