I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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