it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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