Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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