...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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