His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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