Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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