2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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