You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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