If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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