the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish i was in the wii world.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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