STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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