Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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