He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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