I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
