Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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