I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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