just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
