normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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