when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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