Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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