Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
