Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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