I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Randomize
