i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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