Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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