So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
