You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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